by jerrontables

A cancered all the liver dancered

Lost among the slew;

We fought the naught and sever pantser

Down around our shoes;

We laughed and chimed and forty dimed

And grew our turnips blue–

Genetically enhanced ourselves

to bray the cat that mewed.


Hum Hum Hum Hum
The cat the donkey dooed!


McFuzzy gotst a Jacky Asser,

Reeled the water fine;

Some friends to play the bonnie lasser

friends are all of mine.

So raced and placed the ribbon on our

Thrusting bottom line

To spend the night in roaming heat

And do the donkey time.


Hum Hum Hum Hum
Tonight it’s donkey time!


Quit can’tya spit the null of it

And spur the dandy down?

Quick! underneath the sewage pit

the dirt is surely browned!


Our sight has leavin’ town!

It’s underneath the waters that our

Death can drink and drown!


Hum Hum Hum Hum
And gargle ankle bound!