Because We All Cum Laude

by jerrontables

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Ha ha ha

He he he

We too alive

To death decreed

We too high five

For judgement plea

And too upright

For bended knee.


Ho ho ho

Hey hey hey

We shovin’ off

The rocks today

We sputter cough

Then sail away

On water soft

And sweetly grey.


Hi hi hi

Lo lo lo

There on the brink

Of water hole

Begin to sink

And gulp below

To salty drink

We mother go.

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