Hornblower

by jerrontables

Chap. Chap.

Smack on the rat

Smack on the rat with the flea

Clap clap.

 

Snap. Snap.

Jig on the mat

Jig on the mat with a me

Clap clap.

 

Hap. Hap.

Happen to flap

Happen to flap in the breeze

Crap crap.

 

Doom. Gloom.

Guide to the groom.

Guide to the groom in the sea!

Boom Boom.

 

Rats in the cheese. Clap.

Flap in the breeze. Crap.

Jig on the mat with a me.

Clap Clap.

 

Doom in the Gloom.  Tomb.

Guide to the groom. Whom?

Guide to the groom in the sea!

Boom boom.

 

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