My Plank is Eye Plank
“Politicians! Smallish minions!
There’s rats in my potatoes!
I can’t believe they’re morally
the like of cesstornadoes!
Those filthy rats! Those ding-a-bats!
Disgraces of our nation!
Their tails and fleas and stinky cheese
Should face extermination!”
“My dear, my dear, you’re right, I fear
But come on in the housey.
Come nearer to the mirror–see,
We’re really pretty mousy.”