My Plank is Eye Plank

by jerrontables

“Politicians! Smallish minions!

There’s rats in my potatoes!

I can’t believe they’re morally

the like of cesstornadoes!

 

Those filthy rats! Those ding-a-bats!

Disgraces of our nation!

Their tails and fleas and stinky cheese

Should face extermination!”

 

 

“My dear, my dear, you’re right, I fear

But come on in the housey.

Come nearer to the mirror–see,

We’re really pretty mousy.”

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