Probable Quotes

by jerrontables

These things may never have been said, but the odds are for it:

 

“I can’t. I have pink eye.”  –Ron Jeremy

 

“I can’t. I have pink eye.”  –Pamela Anderson

 

“I can’t. I have pink eye.”  –The Carcrashians

 

“Yep. It’s the other eye.”  –Ricky Martin

 

“No, there’s plenty of coffee.”  –Jerry Baldwin, co-founder of Starbucks

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